Monday, January 25, 2010

the card

Yo!!! BananaMama is here to stay!!! OM camp was so tiring:D Haha! we were like prank sms-ing June Su's ex... Ruthanne sms-ed him first, then i joined in the fun!!! I sms-ed "Yo! I'm your hawt sexy Mama, the one you've been waiting for" >:D cos i heard he was really flirty and despo! anyway, he replied "who r u?" I replied, "Sasha Murthu" and he kepyt asking me who i realy was cos he was quite harassesd by Ruthanne's messages liao:DDD anyway, i confessed that i was June su's friend bcos i feared he was gonna call the police for harassment.

anyways... Today is my mortal's birthday!!! Yesterday, I went home super early just so that i coould make her birthday card. so i didnt do my homework and started on her card. I did it until about dinnertime, then i put the glitter on and placed the card on the windowsill to dry.

After dinner, i went back to my room and the card was GONE!!! AHH! i knew that the winds had blown the card away!! boohoo, i was so heartbroken! I tiptoed on my bed and saw that the card was actually stuck on the parapet--1.5m below my window, outside. i was quite happy to have found it. Then my mum was bathing, i grabbed the chance and took the bamboo pole supporter from the kitchen (you know that long stick?) and opened my window grilles (even when i'm not supposed to) and risked my life to poke the card up. since the parapet was 1.5m away from me, i decided to poke the card downstairs so that i could run down to pick it up later:) i saw the card float downstairs leftrightleftright and then it disappeared from my line of sight. Then, i ran to place the bamboopolesupporter back in the kitchen. When my mum finished her bath, i told her i left sth on my window and she asked me to go downstaris to pick it up. I was ecstatic! IWOULd finally get my card back!!! when i ran downstaris, i couldnt find my card!!! T.T I searched through the trees and bushes and even to the next block but to no avail! I was HEARBroKEN... TT.TT I bet it was blown onto someone else's parapet when it floated down:((( i was so sad!!! i spent like 4hrs on the card and i wasted so much paper, puffy stickers, glitter, time and effort!!! boohoo! AND I DIDNT DO MY HOMEWORK:(

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Marcia

Marcia, my dear Marcia. When I first saw your comment, I thought you were some Paedo. I was thinking of deleting my blog AGAIN. but Whew! It was only you. Marcia ar... today, I was battling with my hair in the morning when I woke up. I tried to untangle it, pulling my comb through my hair strands till they were at breaking point. Then I used my comb and brushed it through my hair uptodownuptodownuptodown real quickly then the teeth of my comb caught my ear stud (which was on my ear) (i mean duh) (where else?) and I was freaking out for one minute. Trying to decide whether to take out my ear stud or just yank the comb out. i tried taking the ear stud out, but to no avail. so i yanked out the comb. my ear was fine. haiz, waste so much time in the morning. I have sore throat!!! I think LeWin passed it to me:( because she has sore throat too. sadsad... CAN'T WAIT FOR OM CAMP!!!!

luvluv,
BananaMama

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Nice Life

Well, you know I figured that I should post more stuff about my interesting life cos Beatrix, Dolly and my mortal all like my life stories or "funny stories" as they call it... Hmm, I shall tell Beatrix my awesome blog ad tmr

Luvluv,
BananaMama

The fly's kiss

Okay. So for Malay, we have to create a blog. so here I am. Just finished typing my OM minutes for meeting. Why am I slaving away for OMnitrix(my group)... Okay, so I called myself BananaMama cos I was in Malay class today and KimTan had this real cute planner with bananas. And at the same time, my malay teacher said we had to create a blog and post entries written in MALAY... so here I am!!! OMg! I still have tons and tons and tons of homeworkT_T

About the fly's kiss. today in Malay class, there was this like 2cm(exaggerate abit) fly and it LOVED to fly between me and KimTan... so it flew on KimTan and I pointed at her sleeve and went, "AHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!"and KimTan was like, "WHAT JASMINE? WHAT?!?" so she screamed and I screamed and the teacher was quite anxious seeing us screaming so she asked us what the matter was. in the end, kim swatted the fly away and everything was calm again.

until...after breaktime. I was like yakking away to denise and kim and then the fly started buzzing around me. It landed on my nose then I screamed and swatted it away. Then it landed on my lip(OMg man! Thank goodness I closed my mouth!) And so i couldn't scream but i swatted it away and then Kim started shouting, "JasmineJasmineJasmine! There's a fly on your shirt!" I thought she was lying cos she tricked me just now. and I looked onto my blouse and there it was! The 2cm long(okay, exaggeration. I think it's 1cm) fly!!! I started screaming again and the whole class was like "Hey!What's happening?"the fly went away and I sat down just to realise that the fly was on my seat (dont ask me why) I screamed and backed away from the chair, crashing into my table and my stuff fell off the table and the fly couldn't fly anymore cos i think my butt squashed it but it was still squirming so i kept screaming until the teacher came. she said, "Aiyoh! A fly only!" Then she took tissue and picked it up. everyone was laughing at me cos I was practically doing a backbend over the table.